'So offisar.thanks for.but I gotta take care a' this.so.' I clumsily grabbed my crotch and looked at the kitchen door. I kicked off my shoes and had to look at him sideways to focus but the head spins had gone. The cop stood in the kitchen looking around for whatever it is they look for. Flicking on a light I threw the keys onto the table. Fuc.damn keys.tha' mall, who.I was soo hangin' for it y'know.' 'Offisar believe me.I'm fuckin'.shorry.ready to lose ma' cherry. 'You realize in your current state you could be unable to.perform.' 'Yeah, yeah.I jus' wanted a fuckin' blow job.' I realized I didn't need to tell him that. 'You know son in your state you should not be out this late.' Big, self-important, with this swagger that must look damn stupid when he's dressed in civilian clothes. Walking to the side of the house I start fumbling for the key. I stumble but right myself before too long. The other cops gets out and opens the door for me. I'll call in.' The cop behind the wheel says. 'It's fine believe me offisar.' I'm having trouble with the damn car door.
'I'll take him inside' the cop in the passenger seat says. I get a head spin from looking round to make sure none of the neighbors are around. The cop car takes a sharp turn into my street. 'Sheesh yeah, believe me they're cool with it.'īoth the cops look at each other grinning.